May 2013
freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
greatwhiteprivilege:
i love drawing hearts i wish i had one
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so many people are getting worked up over this yahoo thing. honestly who cares what happens to tumblr it’ll probably stay the same so whoooo careeessss
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these pokemon morph things are getting annoying
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laughingnancy:
IS IT A FRIEND CRUSH
OR IS IT A REAL CRUSH
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
wow i was at the grocery store and the cashier guy’s name was curtis but my glasses suck and it looked like his name was cutie so i was gonna be like that’s enough bags cutie but then i didn’t because i realized how that would be creepy and that is how my day went
“If you’re losing your soul and you know it, then you’ve still got a soul left to...”
– Charles Bukowski (via threemothers)
bootipop:
Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
uhhhthena:
ppeebee:
jaymesmcguiness:
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
i’d have 6 free donuts.
I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.
zombieguro:
i-will-eviscerate—you:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
urbanfuck:
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
this is beautiful
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staticsrecyclebin:
I’ve done it
I’ve created the perfect hentai creature
superherotimelorddetective:
choc-o-late:
est-offensa-et-mirari:
deppsydoodle:
deppsydoodle:
why is peter pan always flying?
he neverlands
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
sassygayalexkralie:
hooperbay:
i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom
yeah its called all of europe
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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when u show ur friend a thing and they’re like ha ha awesome but you know that wasn’t enough time to actually watch the thing and you’re like e____e
n0vivi:
When someone laughs at you for being legitimately upset about something
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“I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have...”
– Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via drapetomania)
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
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heckboy:
“You’re depressed because you don’t have God in your life”
“When something bothered me, I didn’t talk with anyone about it. I thought it...”
– Haruki Murakami (via nostorybook)
cnnbreaking:
*gets A on test*
.02% rise on grade
*gets C on test*
babyferaligator:
how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself
tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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marukaitechikuu:
romanorgasm:
willowmarith:
jesus when did spain get so hot?????
i didn’t mind him before but now it’s like????
well of course did u see that face of his before
the man got an extreme make-over
Hot damn.
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me: blacklists every spn related thing including all the character’s names which i now know apparently
“I suppose it’s a comfort, perhaps a sense of self-control, doing worse damage to...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via allegorys)
